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4: The number of proud parents.
3:30 The time that Kiran was ready to walk down the aisle.
3:36 The time that the last guest ran into the chapel.
3:37 The time that Kiran actually walked down the aisle.
34: The number of years that the oldest guest couple had been married.
0: Number of people who laughed at Ashwin's best MC joke.
1: Number of crickets that could be heard after said joke.
1000: Photos taken by the photographer.
12: The table number where Adam, Amy, Alex, Kerian, Simon and Ashwin drank after dinner & speeches.
3: The number of tiers on Kiran and Bradley's cake.
10:15: The time the first guest went to bed.
4:30: The time the last guests went to bed.
5: The number of people who came into Ashwin and Simon's room on Sunday morning, declaring that it reeked of tequila.
10: Number of cigars in a box.
200: The rand value of tequila shots purchased by guests at table 12.
101: "Thanks yous" said by Kiran during her speech.
1002: Seconds it took to read said speech.
40: The number of bangles on Kiran's arms.
6: Conservative estimate as to the number of wireless devices Bradley has taken on honeymoon.
1: Number of GPS devices Bradley has taken on honeymoon.
0: Percentage chance of Kiran and Bradley getting lost.
15: Pairs of shoes Kiran has taken on honeymoon.
4: Bags needed for the above.
And...
1: Partridge in a pear tree.
-Bradley & Kiran xxx
